cachaemicgement:

I REFUSE TO GET IT RIGHT BECAUSE OUT OF THE AMOUNT OF FOLLOWERS I HAVE, I’M ABOUT NINETY NINE POINT NINE PERCENT SURE THAT AT LEAST FIFTY OF THEM ARE ALL JADE ALTERNATES.

I’M ACTUALLY DOING WELL. I’M AT JOHN’S HIV — HOUSE. WE’RE PROBABLY GOING TO END UP WATCHING SHITTY MOVIES ALL DAY OR SOMETHING. HOW ARE YOU?

karkat
suck it up

or can you not really handle all these jades?

if so thats kiinda disappointing
i may or may not be judging you right now
pff 

ooh
that actually sounds fun! :o

and it reminds me that i havent
talked to my brother in sooo long
any of him

i should fix that oops 

cachaemicgement:

valleycactus started following you

THERE ARE SERIOUSLY SO MANY JADES ON THIS SITE BY NOW, I’M GOING TO DROWN IN OVEREXCITED ENTHUSIASM AND NEVERENDING OPTIMISM.

pfft
correction, theres so many EVERYONE on this site :p
get it right karkat!

anywaay
how are you??  

orangeavian:

im okay

suuure

(Source: valleycactus)

orangeavian:

really
im fine
all smiles and sunshine over here in ds land
*davesprite land in case you didnt catch that

no one.

you cant lie to me :|

(Source: valleycactus)

orangeavian:

holla

im fine
good
not great but you know it aint like shits pearl harbor up in here it aint like whats his face dropped bombs on my feelings or anything

are you suure???
dont seem like it

wait
who did that 

(Source: valleycactus)

ectoneutrosophist:

valleycactus started following you

whoa, hey jade. i haven’t seen you in years. how’s it going?

john!! i havent seen you in quite some time either… D:

but anyway
no need to be sad

how are you?  

loadedsword:

cool overload
cant stand up
falling to my knees

you killed me. im dead
the death is truly sinking in
i dont think you wanna stay for the rigor mortis things are about to get really messy

and not much is up what about you

even if that were true
i know you can handle yourself
ssh

saaame
just been here and there haha

sorry for the late reply D: 

(Source: valleycactus)

loadedsword:

aw shit
see i was gonna respond to you but then you went and outcooled me

i guess i must go

dont be a lamebuttt strider

stay! :| 

(Source: valleycactus)

thestridebackmachine:

sure thing jade

<insert coordinates here>

dont do it now tho im gonna sleep soon zzzzzz

oh okaay

remind me later then

goodnight dave! <3

thestridebackmachine:

yeah can you send them to johns place

i kind of live with him and shit yeah

of courseee

just send me the coordinates or whatever :o